1 Hand in My Pocket and the Other 1 is Holding a Lime

'Van Halen'

-Frou Frou

Tonight I went out with some friends to catch dinner and a movie, cause let's be honest that is all you look forward to in St. George.  Anyways we headed out to Chili's and got our food.  I wont lie, they really suck with their so called fresh lemonades (I'm spoiled with Ruby Tuesday lemonades), but then again this is not the topic to discuss. 

Our food was delivered to us.  This is where the horrible happened.  No I ma not talking about the awkward tomato that showed up, but what followed.  So the food runner brings the first item and then the 2nd.  Sh had no clue what the items were so I mean it could have belonged to a whole other table but whatever.  Next they arrived back with my food and she HAD NO CLUE other than it had grilled chicken.  I had to remind her of the name.  Here is the best part...I asked for some extra limes and the gal said "sure."  Off she goes and reappears with 2 lime slices in her hand.  IN HER HAND!  There was no plate or small cup holding them, they were straight up in her hand.  Lime flesh to human flesh!  You know at first I thought deep down that maybe this girl wanted me to spit the invisible gum in her hand so she could give me the limes.  But nope there they were!  Everyone at the table were just as shocked as I was, I had no idea what to do so I accepted and put them on the table and caught a different guy and asked for some new limes brought out on a plate.  

Seriously the bread winner of nasty goes to that girl tonight.   For all I know she could have the wild virus that makes a person into a nasty little critter like this...

-Gawdun