If you recall back to May and an entry called... 'Ill Show You My Havarti' you may remember the incident that happened when a guest put cheese in his closed check book and a crummy tip. If not click the link and read up before you continue... So I'm standing there in the line to get a soda when I see this girl that looks real familiar to me. Normally it takes me a moment of going through my mental Rolodex sifting through the faces of people I have met. NOT THIS TIME. I remembered her right away and immediately looked for the boyfriend that 'wanted the cheese even though he didn't order it.' Oh he was there. I felt such power of revenge come over me. Man Alive I was ready to trip them or something. They were only 2 people in front of me. I wanted to spill my soda all over them, in fact that scripture that says 'if you thought it you have done it' came true tonight times 3! All I could do was call a fellow friend, Amy, and report on the news. I ended up letting them go but man I wanted so badly to 'accidentally' knock the popcorn on the floor. The best form of revenge came in my mind when I imagined buying Nachos, (with jalapenos) and dumping the cheese on them. I mean all I got to say is what the great Madea played by Tyler Perry says...
"If somebody do something to you your supposed to do something to them. That's what the Bible says. The Bible say in 2nd Deuteronimo the book of Jericho that the eye for the tooth and the tooth for the people and everybody that got the eye you punch em in it."
(Don't worry I didn't)
Needless to say this town is toooo small yet I am enjoying alllllll the mean/bad/horrible guests I have had to serve that I keep running into them. And yes I try and make my presence known to them and that I remember them....
Man I sound like mean person! All I got to say is...
"I'm gonna cut chu!" LOL
-Gawdun
3 comments:
Haha! Man I thought you were at work not the movie theater! I totally would have encouraged the spilling/dumping on them...I'm a bad friend like that, or does that make me a good friend?
I saw that same movie after dinner with my brothers. I liked it too. I think if I saw the rest of the movies I would like it even better though.
You have some good self control. I know exactly how you feel. St. George is a small town just imagine being in Hurricane. Everyone knows everyone and believe me their are times when i have the same thoughts going through my head. ususally your presence is enough for that person to feel like crap. I am sure it was awkward for him.
Eileen is driving the bus to Hell and I am the doorman. Should we reserve you a seat?
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