Last Weeks Advice Winner

So if many of you recall I have the best, and by best I mean rudest customers at times. It has been awhile since I had something to show my readers but I finally got something. Let me set up the night. As a night bartender we are not allowed to leave the bar area so I was over all the bar tables and the bar top last Friday night. So there I am busy as I had a birthday dinner group, two tables come in of 4 people and mixed with 4 people that are at my bar top. I have this couple, and by couple I mean a boy and a girl who were only 22 and 24. They tooooookkkkk FOOOOORRREEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRRR to order and were very picky. Then they took days to order drinks. Next once there food came out they needed every sauce under the sun and extra pickles. SO I along with my manager were running like crazies for this table. The best part is the guy was already high on something with his eyes being all puffy and red and he would whisper everything he needed. I literally would have to be 12 inches from his face if not 10 inches. I handed them their checks and over heard them talking about who had the money and the guy said he had spent all his on clothes that day and she almost did too. So I knew exactly where this was going. They got real quite when I gave them their change from the $50 they paid with. They guys left to the restroom and the girl sat around. So finally they escape and I go and look at this little note that is wrapped around what turns out to be a $2.35 tip...



Oh this makes me laugh. I was not even mad due to the fact that yes I knew what was to happen after that conversation I over heard and ALL the rest of my tables were loving me at the time this table was in there. They will get theirs is all I have to say. Man alive this is great! I love how detailed it is and how funny it sounds. Come one at least tell me "Tip for the Day" bwahahahahaha

Well I am gonna run got things to do before work but thought you might enjoy this Ruby Tuesday story...


-Gawdun