For an even better effect consult Lady Gaga for the maker of the meat dress, any scraps they may have will help in construction of stench.
Happy stumbles ghouls!
-Gawdun
Saturday, October 30, 2010
In Preparation
In preparation to be a zombie one must scoop mud off the side of the road and gather sagebrush. Next gather liquid latex and blood purchased from your local supermarkets. Take a cheese grater and run it over your clothing. I recommend not grating your hands as a trip to the ER will hinder the events of the night. Unless you can go a few hours without a doctor visit, then by all means your way more authentic and deserve a pile of jello-molded brains.
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Um, I once grated my thumb when using a cheese grater and refused to grate cheese for 6 months after. I think becoming a real zombie would be the only thing to truly cure me of that trauma.
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